theshoebrand

theshoebrand

feeling like hideo kojima watching all these movies

Favorite films

  • Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time
  • Evangelion: 3.0 You Can (Not) Redo
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • Godzilla Minus One

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  • Fantastic Four

    ★★½

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★★★★

  • Common Threads: Stories from the Quilt

    ★★★★★

  • Akira

    ★★★★

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  • Fantastic Four

    Fantastic Four

    ★★½

    was not a fantastic movie.

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★★★★

    I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong…

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