Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Hook 1991

  ★★★½ Watched 11 Aug 2024

  Captain Hook - a superstar of the Childfree by Choice community - dropping truth bombs with his smash hit lecture series Why Parents Hate Their Children

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★ Watched 26 Dec 2024

  When you need to destroy a man, just follow the words of the great prophet Ariana Grande: can you stay up all night? fuck me till the daylight.

Recent reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  Can we get the monkey some crest whitestrips?

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  When Harry Met Sally... 1989

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 21 Feb 2025

  I realize she's having a menty b but girl you are just blowing through barely used tissues!! Is Joe's engagement why we have climate change?!

Popular reviews

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  Wolf Man 2025

  ★ Watched 18 Jan 2025

  Had to stifle full on fits of giggling several times so... I guess I had fun? But yea my dog is scarier than the Wolfman and he didn't even awoo once? This is garbage mama.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Sep 2024

  This movie is so real for taking a step back from substancing to finally capture on film the art of rage quitting going out after meticulously getting made up and yet hating how you look.