Hilde Esse

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4.5 stars is a higher rating than 5. No I will not explain.

Favorite films

  • That Cold Day in the Park
  • Manon of the Spring
  • Best in Show
  • The Exorcist

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  • Death Race: Inferno

    ★½

  • The Point

    ★★★½

  • Please Baby Please

    ★★★★

  • The Crimson Rivers

    ★★★½

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  • The Point

    The Point

    ★★★½

    Me and My Arrow is such a furqin banger

  • Silent House

    Silent House

    ★½

    It’s 5:54 am and there is a dude eating a tuna sandwich on white bread next to me on the bus 

    I’m confused, intrigued, and a little frightened. 

    With less effort and a worse starting idea, this dude is doing a better job at breakfast than these filmmakers did at their profession. And I don’t think he’s doing a particularly great job.

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  • The 6th Day

    The 6th Day

    ★★★★★

    No. It isn’t really a 5 star movie. 

    But I’m going through some pretty heavy shit now.

    And putting this objectively rotten pile of garbage up on a pedestal is somehow helping.

    Yes, I am aware of that statement’s subtext. 

    No, I am not prepared or willing to fully unpack it.

  • The Gang

    The Gang

    ★★

    I really don’t think I can handle Alain Delon in a perm…