Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  Robert Pattinson is trying his absolute best to look the slightest bit ugly in this movie.

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  When the credits rolled I was stuck in my chair for a good few minutes just staring at the screen. It was that kind of experience.

Popular reviews

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  God's Not Dead: In God We Trust 2024

  ★ Watched 14 Sep 2024

  I feel like at this point I’m a full on lore enthusiast for the God’s Not Dead series. I’ve seen every terrible movie in this creatively bankrupt franchise purely out of spite and fascination that they keep making more.

  At what point will my extensive knowledge about this series come in handy? Never. 

  Do I regret watching every movie? Yes.

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  The Nun II 2023

  Watched 24 Oct 2022

  The Conjuring Cinematic Universe is like if the MCU snorted a fat line of battery acid.