Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  the design for the monkey itself is actually so raw i want a replica of it. it seriously is so perfectly crafted and it’s shot so well in the movie and i love his silly drum

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  Come and See 1985

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Feb 2025

  this put me in such a shitty mood afterwards.

Popular reviews

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  Romeo & Juliet 2013

  ½ Watched 28 Sep 2022

  This just pissed me off more than anything. It was so dull, uninspired, and overall fucking miserable. The two main leads are so damn bland and I didn't give a single jumping-flying-soaring fuck about them or their little bitchy problems. They seemed so zoned-out throughout the whole thing and the line delivery sounded like they were reading it off the script for the first time. The camera was also so annoying. It didn't engage in the environment or characters at…

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 25 Dec 2024

  i would love to go extremely in depth about everything i loved about this movie but my gf follows me and i can’t let her see me be all 🤓🤓 over a silly vampire movie so just know lily-rose depp and bill skarsgard go insanely hard. the presence and aura of count orlok alone is worth the price of admission and the cinematography/ atmosphere is unmatched. this was everything i hoped it would be and more.