Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Dirty Angels 2024

  ★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  This movie is ass. The CGI is ass. The acting is ass. The accents are ass. The action is ass. 

  Ass ass movie.

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  Sing Sing 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025 1

  What a beautiful and emotionally impactful film.

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  There were only six of us in the theater—a family of four, some random guy, and me. When the threesome scene started, the family got up and left. About ten minutes later, the other guy bailed too, leaving me completely alone.

  Watch my review of Mickey7 by Edward Ashton.

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  Mulholland Drive 2001

  Watched 16 Dec 2023 1

  Silencio

  I can’t tell if this movie is a big piece of shit or a masterpiece. I don’t even know what I just watched.