Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 2001

  ★★★★★ Added

  four midgets go to destroy cockring

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  Pokémon: The First Movie 1998

  ★★½ Added

  I always fucking laugh when Ash gets slayed by the two pink guys.

Popular reviews

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  Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince 2009

  ★ Added

  This film can fuck off. Get this shit out of my fucking face.

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  Avengers: Endgame 2019

  ★★★★ Added

  Why is captain marvel so damn op. she one taps Thanos' ship as she turns up to the battle fucking LATE.

  Speaking of her turning up late to the fight. Like this is the fight for half the damn universe right, so stop picking your arse and help out for fucks sake.

  Rest of this film is pretty dam good.