Lachlan Thiele

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Favorite films

  • La Chimera
  • Blade Runner 2049
  • Longlegs
  • Princess Mononoke

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • The Monkey

    ★★★½

  • Asteroid City

    ★★★★½

  • The Gorge

    ★★★½

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  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    ★★★★★

    INT. WHEN HONOUR IS EVERYTHING – DAY

    The Green Knight isn’t another retold Arthurian tale on its 10th remake. This is the intimate tale of Sir Gawain, the not-yet-honourable and not-yet-a-knight nephew of King Arthur and his journey into a world full of mystical challenges and honourable ones too, to complete The Green Knights seemingly impossible to cheat challenge.

    We start within Camelot’s walls, perfectly protected from the evil and folklore surrounding it nothing is out of the normal here.…

  • Monos

    Monos

    ★★★★½

    EXT. MOUNTAIN TOP DREAM - DAY

    There's so much about this film that works. The beautiful landscapes are captured magnificently, not only that but the film just knows when to cut close. Partnering that with the score, wow.

    I read a lot of reviews before seeing this film, just a downside of having to wait till DVD release, but I saw many comparisons to Apocalypse Now. No, I think this film is closer to Full Metal Jacket, it explores the…

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  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★½

    The Monkey is just Chucky but not ginger.

  • Asteroid City

    Asteroid City

    ★★★★½

    Still great!

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  • Asteroid City

    Asteroid City

    ★★★★½

    EXT. MOONAGE DAYDREAM - DAY

    Wes Anderson is a filmmaker I've studied immensely. I've watched his entire filmography multiple times and have had his films among my four favourites on this platform. His movies were once meticulously shot with care while presenting themes of dysfunctional family dynamics. Look at The Royal Tenenbaums and The Darjeeling Limited, where it's an actual family or the family you make in life with The Grand Budapest Hotel and The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou.…

  • Borderlands

    Borderlands

    fuck you whoever signed off on this.