Favorite films

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  Punch-Drunk Love 2002

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 May 2022

  the open air movie event i watched this at didn't sell enough tickets so they made it free and let everyone who bought tickets use them as beer coupons, so i got a beer tasting menu and "got so drunk" i "became faceblind" and mistook emily watson for samantha morton (really i was still very sober and was just embarrassed).
  i suspect the unexpected seymour-hofmannness of it all made me freudian slip into thinking this was a cursed prequel to…

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  The Void 2016

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Jan 2022

  Monthly Challenge 1: Practical Effects! - Day 10/16

  Something Jodorowsky's Dune got right is that film people, especially Hollywood execs, LOVE comparing movies to other movies. If you want an example, this review section is maybe the worst I have seen for judging a movie based on the merits of other creators, endless "hmm its not as good as actual horror monolith The Thing so it wasn't my Thing" (haha). Just watch the movie and have fun! if it reminds…

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  Watched 11 Mar 2025

  ruthless pacing in a way that completely works for me, god this is such a fucking fun movie.

  mark ruffalo finally getting his flowers with Poor Things makes me happy :) steven yeun plays assholes so well, please give him a leading part in a lanthimos movie or something. rahhh. oscar now.

  every role given to timothee shlimothee should be given to robert instead. on my mom fuck bob dylan

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  Watched 10 Mar 2025

  they kept bringin out the fuckin B street band like they were the avengers lmao. "yeah i know a guy.... his name's al kooper ;)" ok does he smoke cigarettes too? whatever man.

  no matter what he does i can never see timmy as the character he's portraying. he's always just timmy. i don't think he really sounded like bob either. edward norton surprised me by playing seeger so well it felt like he was lifted straight from the 60s.…

Popular reviews

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  The Whale 2022

  Watched 13 May 2022 2

  i love brendan fraser so much that i will let him make me watch another aronofsky film, but if he hates women AGAIN this time im telling my mom

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  Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 2023

  Watched 23 Jul 2022 2

  my god please don't mess this up the fate of dnd as a mainstream phenomenon depends on it, we'll never get the stranger things and vox machina momentum back if we lose it lmao