Recent reviews

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  Humane 2024

  ★½ Watched 20 Dec 2024

  It took me an hour to realise that the weird tonal shifts and awkward cutaway scenes throughout the film were supposed to be comedic, and not just a byproduct of bad writing.

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  Underwater 2020

  ★★½ Watched 22 Nov 2024

  Nothing to write home about but hey, it's got big sea monsters doing big sea monster shit so I won't be too harsh.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 28 Sep 2024

  Legitimately one of the funniest films I've seen in a while; managed to make me simultaneously squirm in my seat and wheeze hysterically for several scenes.

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  Dave Made a Maze 2017

  ★★½ Watched 13 Sep 2024

  Could have been great, had it had a halfway decent script. There's so much care put into these elaborate cardboard environments and costumes, and they're used in very imaginative ways, but the (lack of) character writing and skin deep plot hold it back.

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