Thomas

Thomas

I enjoy and understand films at a deeper and more profound level than you.

Favorite films

  • Aftersun
  • Submarine
  • Lady Bird
  • Frances Ha

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  • Twisters

    ★★★

  • Elephant

    ★★★

  • The Fanatic

  • Jack and Jill

    ½

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  • Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2

    Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2

    ½

    If I could, I would rate this zero stars. It's that bad.

  • Cuckoo

    Cuckoo

    ★★★

    Spent the whole time wondering where the dog went

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  • Sonic the Hedgehog

    Sonic the Hedgehog

    ★★★

    If they had kept the original design and made Sonic floss a third time I would've given it five stars.

  • Glass Onion

    Glass Onion

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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