ThomasTank2

ThomasTank2

I like trains and money

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  • The Polar Express

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  • Godzilla: King of the Monsters

    ★★★★★

  • Am I Racist?

    ★★

  • Dave

    ★★★★

  • Army of Darkness

    ★★★★

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  • Godzilla: King of the Monsters

    Godzilla: King of the Monsters

    ★★★★★

    To cancel out Cyrus’s review

  • Am I Racist?

    Am I Racist?

    ★★

    ThomasTank2 and his friends are being threatened by diesel engines like the surly Diesel 10 and his sidekicks Splatter and Dodge. Even the magical Mr. Conductor, who has always traveled between the train world and the human world of Shining Time Station, is losing his powers and Sparkle. In the middle of this crisis, Lily meets up with Mr. Conductor on the way to visit her lonely grandfather Joel Chipps. Brave Thomas reminds them all that "even little engines can do big things."

    Spoiler alert: He was racist

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  • Penguins of Madagascar

    Penguins of Madagascar

    People kept recommending this to me so I thought I’d hop on the metaphorical “tracks” of this film, and give it a “ride,” if you will.  Now, it’s called “Penguins of Madagascar,” but in reality the title should have been something more along the lines of “Penguins of Madagascar No Train,” because that’s exactly what you get in this dumpster-fire of a film: no train.

  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★½

    I know my opinions on this flick have been eagerly awaited. “Thomas Tank, when will you be seeing Dune Part 2?? I don’t know what to think without you!!” Well, wait no longer, here’s my take. 

    What I got from this movie: The sandworms were trains and paul was their conductor. Started tearing up when Paul conducted for the first time. 

    Favorite line: Definitely when the large worm says, “Oh, silly Paul Atreides, the sand is my tracks, meaning that…

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