Conrad Mazurkiewicz

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Photographer
Former Black Belt
Hypothetical Cowboy

Favorite films

  • Paris, Texas
  • True Stories
  • The Doom Generation
  • Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

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  • The Rules of Attraction

    ★★★★½

  • Coffee and Cigarettes

    ★★★★

  • Anger Management

    ★★

  • Osmosis Jones

    ★★★

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  • Dead Man

    Dead Man

    ★★★★½

    White man has been here. 

    How can you tell?

    elfbar

  • Inland Empire

    Inland Empire

    ★★★★★

    Holy moly man

    Suddenly after that ending all my thoughts and feelings have left my body. I feel like I just woke up from a coma. I’m beginning to understand this universal obsession for Lynch. I’m far from understanding what the hell most of any of his stuff means, but it doesn’t entirely feel like I’m supposed to. It felt like I watched everything I’ve seen prior from lynch fold into place for this masterpiece. I believe I watched Lynch himself…

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  • The Rules of Attraction

    The Rules of Attraction

    ★★★★½

    Wonderful.

    Nobody knows nobody. 

    Great gay watch

  • Coffee and Cigarettes

    Coffee and Cigarettes

    ★★★★

    Now that I quit I can have one

    This is like torture for a mf who’s trying to quit smoking
    One of many masterpieces of camerawork by my king Müller.

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  • X

    X

    ★★★

    Why’d Maxine just hit Pearl with the “🤫🧏‍♂️” at the end?

  • Creep

    Creep

    ★★★½

    Thoroughly enjoyed this. 

    Pretty much what it’s like to spend more than a consecutive day with Niko Walker

    You floattttt like a featherrrrrrrr
    In a beautiful worlllld
    I wish i was speciallll
    You’re so fuckinnnnn specialllll