This movie is one of the worst I've ever seen. Nothing about it works. Not the characters, not the world, not the directing, not the script, nothing.
Nobody delivers a good performance here. Even Mark Hamill starts the movie with the thick accent he almost immediately loses. It's like they didn't have time to make a real movie so they settled for this piece of garbage.
Not a single piece of dialogue makes sense, and even if they did you…
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Really fluctuates between the most brilliant, well thought out action satire you've ever seen and the most racist imitation of an action movie. It's weird how that works.
Sometimes this movie does stray into imitation, but the one thing it always nails is every time Kurt Russell is on screen. He's a bumbling idiot who is hilarious all the time forever. That scene where he shoots the ceiling and it collapses onto him had me dying.
I absolutely love how…
This movie is crazy. It's unbelievable. It's amazing. It is so many adjectives all at once and I can't quite describe the emotion I was feeling when watching this. What a June I'm having.
I've reflected on the plot a little bit and I can't help but marvel at how well thought out and thorough the screenplay is. It's absolutely amazing how complex this movie is and how it manages to have 0 plot holes.
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This one was kinda fun. I get why people don't like it, but I really like what it was going for here.
My biggest problem with this movie was the predictability. The movie works in such a way where you can almost predict each kill as it happens. Ironically, the most impactful kills are the ones that occur off-screen that they play for laughs. Predictability works against a movie like this, talking about the unpredictability of death.
This movie has…
