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Recent reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★½ Watched 14 Jul 2024

  Hell of a disappointment

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  Monkey Man 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 08 Jul 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  Call Me by Your Name 2017

  ½ Rewatched 13 Apr 2023

  This was a hard watch. It was so fucking boring and there was like no context at all. This was just so dumb I wasted too fucking much of my life on this shit. Elio deserves so much better and Oliver was a fucking creep. Fuck this movie bro fuck it

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  Bride of Re-Animator 1990

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Feb 2024

  This was definitely something very fucking funny 
  “ he’s a wife beater Dan, Use the gun!”

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