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Alien 1979
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
It's kind of a copout to have the mpreg give birth out the chest 4/5
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Grave of the Fireflies 1988
My grandpa used to show this every Christmas morning before he passed. His brother tragically died on the USS Princeton during the Battle of Leyte Gulf in 1944. It's a really sad and touching movie about a horrific tragedy but Grandpa would laugh and throw popcorn at the screen, which kind of ruined the mood. 5/5
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The Lego Ninjago Movie 2017
I'm typing this from a basement somewhere in Serbia. I was kidnapped four years ago after taking a sightseeing tour on a random person's fishing boat and accepting a free drink. My captor Milos has this playing 24/7 on a TV outside my makeshift cell for the last four years. I know every word in order. I could recite it until my dying day. I no longer dream of home, my wife, or my children. I only dream scenes of…
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MegaForce 1982
This movie is a LGBT masterpiece. I bought spandex and "razzled up" my male neighbor after watching it. His wife didn't like that and cut off a bit of my left asscheek. You can see the dent it left through the spandex. He chose her though so kinda lonely now LOL
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