Im not sure if this is a comedy, but what I know is that it's the funniest movie I've ever seen.
Lee Pace is a very charismatic and talented vampire/witch and his aura simply confounds any director too weak of mind or body to tell him no.
In a mix of awe, fear, and a conflicted, yet burning and intense sexual desire, they simply consent to his overacting.
I'm giving this movie an extra star on account of how I imagined the texture and feel of southern lesbian's shirts.
This is among the finest films it has ever been my pleasure to witness.
The only people who do not recognize this film for its utmost magnificence are fools and cowards.
To them I say: You keep having your butt stuck up in your ears, brothers. Allow me to slap it back into reality.
I have not seen a movie with such exquisite acting throughout.
20 second montages made up of only four shots? I think it's safe to say…
Whatever else one might think about this movie, it is undeniably a hell of a vibe.
And honestly I don't think anything else matters. I just think it's neat, interesting and unique.
Whether you think it's good or bad I don't think it's a watch you'll regret.
Edit: Fuck everything I just said. The more I think about it the more I think this is the greatest movie I've ever seen. I can't say a damn thing about it, it will not hold up to spoilers in the slightest but WATCH THIS.
