Thurston Whitlow

Thurston Whitlow

ups and downs most of the time

Favorite films

  • The Fall
  • Princess Mononoke
  • Ren Faire
  • The Lighthouse

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  • Portrait of God

  • Mickey 17

  • Sherlock: The Blind Banker

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  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    ★★★★★

    (extended edition)

    -they are gonna make a woke lotr movie and its gonna be with a fidget ring

    -intense argument about if they are goblins or orcs

    -the plug fell deep into the mines of moria

    - “his name is boromir”
    “borat-mir”
    “my precious!!!l”

    -is Galadriel like dolly parton or AOC or selena gomez

    -its the brotherhood of the sword dude!!!!

    -the one ring is the shape their bodies made when Frodo and Sam 69ed up the mountain

    -in the…

  • District 9

    District 9

    da prawns da frickin prawns oh ye de prahwns I love da prawnes

    wikus van der merwe u selfish cuck