Watched this years ago but couldn’t remember the name of it until now. Genuinely the worst movie I’ve ever watched and I just wanted to log it cause i think it’s funny.
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Jennifer's Body 2009
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
A friend made me watch this. Possibly the worst dialogue ever written which made it semi-comical but in a really unpleasant sort of way. I also have a theory that Needy is just schizophrenic and imagined (almost) everything [this is the only redeeming quality of the film]. Oh and Megan Fox is bad, that’s pretty lit.
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