Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Splice 2009

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Jun 2024

  lowkey f*cked up.

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  Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children 2005

  ★★★★ Rewatched 22 Feb 2024

  took my sister to see the re-release in the theater as we were both obsessed with it when we were younger. the first 10~15 minutes were the game devs talking about REBIRTH and how AC relates to FF7 and the remakes. movie gets over and the guy sitting next to me turns to his friend who came in late and goes, “SUPPOSEDLY this ties in to the game.” my brother in christ, tetsuya nomura said that explicitly TWO HOURS AGO.

  anyways, still holds up. would be 5/5 except i unfortunately am not an actual FF fan.

Popular reviews

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  Hellraiser 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Oct 2022

  the wheezing cenobites.......top tier

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  Nick Swardson: Seriously, Who Farted? 2009

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 23 Feb 2022

  literally the funniest thing i've ever seen, has been since i was like 15. nothing will ever top, "BONER SOUP.

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