Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Opus 2025

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  ayo i see you in that radiohead shirt. real iconography heads know

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  i’m just so glad we have robert pattinson out here playing little weirdos

Popular reviews

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  Madame Web 2024

  ★★★ Watched 15 Feb 2024 2

  what can i say, i love to watch dakota johnson run around in little outfits. mostly that one jacket and the same blundstones that i have. sue me!

  genuinely i couldn’t stop laughing during this and had a great night at the cinema. was it well-plotted or well-acted or well-written? well no

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  i had so much fun watching this — possibly because i was with friends, they gave me a 22 oz beer when i paid for 16, or because someone behind us fully fell asleep and was snoring and i got the giggles to an extreme degree.

  loved seeing tatiana maslany on my screen again. fun kills but the plot, hmm!