This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
tldr: bella swan is so god damn messy, like girlie what are you doing?
ramblings and unfiltered thots:
• overall, this one made me terribly uncomfy in all the unpleasant ways. i thought i was stressed about the last one? nope, this one was so much worse! like, the immense fear and dread i felt when i thought they were going to do the deed when they were staying alone at the cullens’s place? fr full on got me CHUGGING…
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
two little drinkies of seagrams was in fact not enough to get me through this one, it was doozy for sure 🥴
red flags galore jesus christ 🤢
head empty but MANY thots:
• bella had me stressing like girl wtf are you doing? 🤨 i thought “oh hey, she’s older now in this one, mayhaos she’s learned some things” but NOPE! this girl has not even a drop of common sense 😩 the prefrontal cortex is for sure still…
i surely did not expect to tear up over watching my neighbor totoro, and yet here we are, i sure did 🤧 def gonna be blaming it on the covid brain 🥲
taylor swift aka SLAYlor swift 💅🏼 never fails to put on a banging performance, bops after bops after bops 🤩👏🏼
