Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 15 Jan 2025 1

  Clearly a horny teenage boy read Dracula for his English class and thought , "banger movie idea, this and it's exactly the same except you see his penis and he cucks someones wife!?"

  Fucking fabulous, resurgence of the Gothic era when ?!

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Dec 2024

  Paul Mescal has the most steryotypical roman face
  10/10 casting
  okay hook nose

Popular reviews

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  Carry-On 2024

  ★★★★ Rewatched 14 Dec 2024 1

  this is exactly what i expect will happen whenever im at the airport

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  Anatomy of a Fall 2023

  ★ Watched 02 Feb 2024 3

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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