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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Think Snowpiercer mixed with Okja more than Parasite. This is Bong doing anti-trump block buster sci-fi which obviously means this is a weird movie. I have a crush on the beta cuck version of Robert Pattison.

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  Joan of Arc at the Stake 1954

  ★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  I feel culturally bullied into giving this movie three stars. Every shot looked like a beautiful painting but also felt like a too long Christmas carol. I have instagram brain so needed to take a little nap part way through.

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  The Chicken 1953

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  Queer 2024

  ★★★ Watched 11 Feb 2025

  I was drunk when I went into see this at the movies which made me feel on the level. As people have said Queer is mainly vibes without too much character development. 
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