TimatoSauce

TimatoSauce

I hard reset my acc, only reviewing stuff I've watched recently lmao

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  • Venom: The Last Dance

    ★½

  • Point Break

    ★★★★½

  • La Haine

    ★★★★★

  • The Karate Kid

    ★★★★

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  • Venom: The Last Dance

    Venom: The Last Dance

    ★½

    If someone played Memories by Maroon 5 at my friend's funeral I think I would genuinely crashout.

    For a movie which prides itself on being "so bad it's good," alot of this movie is just boring schlop with characters you forget as soon as you leave the theater. Venom is pretty good in this one though, and the evil voice they give the villain from Venom 2 is fucking amazing. I fucking lost it when he started spewing some bullshit…

  • Point Break

    Point Break

    ★★★★½

    Johnny Utah gotta be a top 10 name of all time
    Frank Hamburger sounding ahh
    Watching this for the second time with my sister in Hawaii was surreal, especially after taking surfing lessons (I'm literally Bodhi, minus the murder and theft)

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  • The Karate Kid

    The Karate Kid

    ★★★★

    Why did Daniel not eat Mr. Miyagi's cake :(

  • No Country for Old Men

    No Country for Old Men

    ★★★★

    Anton you silly billy 🤣

    An unbelievable collaboration between the best director duo in film and Cormac fucking McCarthy. Even with unorthodox characters and no score to boot, NCFOM manages to be unbearably tense and powerful. It's ridiculous just how small and inescapable the Coen brothers make the Western frontier feel, how the cops' incompetence and the world's cruelty can allow for such a walking fuck fest as Anton to exist. By the end, the viewer understands that Anton will…

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