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The Star Wars Holiday Special 1978
Disney is cowardly for not having this on Disney+.
I had heard so much about this special before watching it so I knew what to expect, and I think I got a lot more enjoyment out of it because of that.
Is it good? No, certainly not, but it’s a product of its time and I can appreciate it for what it is.
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Solo: A Star Wars Story 2018
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The most “okay” Star Wars movie.
The production design is amazing, I like how Han and Chewie meet, and Donald Glover plays the charming and charismatic scoundrel, Lando, well, but that’s about it.
The story is whatever, the dialogue and characters are fine, but the humor is some of the most pedestrian of any Star Wars movie, and that’s saying a lot, especially for Disney.
At every turn this movie does what all bad prequels do, turning one liners from…
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Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker 2019
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There is so much I want to say about this steaming pile of shit, but we'd be here all day, so I'll try to be brief.
The visuals are nice, as always, and I did laugh at Babu Frik, but that isn't enough to save it.
This movie's sad excuse for a story moves at such a breakneck speed that you don't have time to digest the brain-dead decisions being made on and off screen. How this is the final…
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