Ralph Afraidies

Ralph Afraidies Pro

5 stars = love it
4 stars = like it
3 stars = fine, whatever
2 stars = don't like it
1 star = fuck this shit

Favorite films

  • The Guest

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  • Night Shadows

  • Baby Invasion

  • The Surrogate

  • Ash

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  • Werewolves

    Werewolves

    Frank Grrrrrillo

  • Longlegs

    Longlegs

    ★★★★★

    w/ Osgood Perkins commentary

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  • Heaven Is for Real

    Heaven Is for Real

    ½

    A church gets mad at their pastor for claiming that Christianity is real

  • Let There Be Light

    Let There Be Light

    ½

    In which child rape apologist Sean Hannity helps The World's Greatest Atheist defeat ISIS by pointing cellular telephones at the sky