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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★★ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  I don’t think I’ve had my jaw on the flooor as much as I did for the last two hours. It was so Bat shit insane I don’t even know where to begin. Fantastic cinema experience though had the best time of my life

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  My favourite bit was when Lawrence said “Hey Siri play Unholy by Sam Smith”

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Jan 2025

  Nosferatu was just a little freak with a combover who wanted to own a home and find a wife who loved him for who he was, yet we call him a villain? Explain that!

  Also why did Nosferatu say hawk tuah that one time?

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  Kingsman: The Secret Service 2014

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Sep 2024

  Mum (halfway through the movie): Is this the movie with Matt Damon?

  James: No

  Mum: Ohh 🥺

  (Also when do those posh British lads fuck or is that the second movie?)

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