Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Lift 2024

  ★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  So ass

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  Pretty Woman 1990

  ★★★ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  Boner boner boner boner boner. I approve of prostitution. Boner. Boner. Boner.

Popular reviews

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  Blade Runner 2049 2017

  ★★ Watched 08 Jun 2022

  I hope they make another one called Blade Runner: You’re not Gonna Understand a Fucking Thing that Happens because this Franchise is Shit. Both of these movies are complete ass. I feel like I took the highest grade hallucinogen on the market cuz this movie made noooooo fuckin sense. Anyone that rated this any higher than a 2 is lying because they know they didn’t understand it.

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  Fantastic Mr. Fox 2009

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Mar 2022 1

  Wes Anderson redeemed himself with this one. I’m glad I’m not bashing Ethan’s favorite movie on his birthday

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