Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Blue Velvet 1986

  ★★★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  walking up to women in da club and just screaming “BABY WANTS TO FUCK”

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  Sonatine 1993

  ★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  a bunch of yakuza guys having a fun beach day. I liked when he brought a gun to the Roman candle fight

Popular reviews

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  Mishima: The Last Debate 2020

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Dec 2022 2

  Mishima did two very impressive things:

  1. managed to actually get what he wanted out of life
  2. managed to be extremely swagged out at the staggering height of 5’5”

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  The French Dispatch 2021

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Nov 2021

  this movie put a gun in my mouth and threatened to pull the trigger if I didn’t get a New Yorker subscription.

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