Tim Salmons

Tim Salmons

Favorite films

  • The Shining
  • Clue
  • Casablanca
  • Shaun of the Dead

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  • Venom

    ★★★

  • Saved by the Belle

    ★★

  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★★

  • 3 Dumb Clucks

    ★★

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  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★★

    The best Looney Tunes anything in decades. If you can get to a theater and see it ASAP before it gets pulled, please do. It's like a real movie, with setups and payoffs, a fun plot, and classic hand-drawn LT madness.

  • Rollerball

    Rollerball

    ½

    One of the messiest films I've ever seen.

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  • Return of the Living Dead Part II

    Return of the Living Dead Part II

    ★★★

    RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD PART II is one of the odder horror sequels to come out of the 1980s. Taking the almost Evil Dead II type approach of bringing back some of the same elements and remaking them in a more comedic tone, it was a project that ultimately didn't pay off for anybody involved. Panned by critics, hated by fans of the original, and dying a horrible death at the box office, its unlikely cult status grew amongst…

  • The Beastmaster

    The Beastmaster

    ★★★½

    "Hey, BEASTMASTER's On!" The legacy of THE BEASTMASTER as a cable TV staple throughout the 1980s and 1990s has been firmly established but somewhat lost in the shuffle when it comes to modern home video releases. Long unavailable in the US, Don Coscarelli helmed this swords and sandals sci-fi adventure, but subsequently had it relinquished from his control during post production. In it, Marc Singer stars as Dar, a warrior with the ability to communicate with animals and bend them…

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