Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Descendants 2015

  ★★½ Watched 21 Jul 2017 3

  this was hot garbage but I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy every ugly second of it?? also naming Cinderella's son CHAD is literally the best creative decision ever made

Recent reviews

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  jaboukie jumpscare (positive). not sure this has much anything insightful to say about bodily autonomy, not sure it has to. good bits, better bits, fun time

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  Young Hearts 2024

  ★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  so many of the bits here are so severely undercooked, which is such a disservice to the central performance that delivers the nuance that the writing doesn't afford. still works for me, but never really got me

Popular reviews

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  Eat Pray Love 2010

  ★ Watched 30 Jul 2018 4

  this is undoubtedly the whitest movie i have ever seen in my life

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  Celeste & Jesse Forever 2012

  ★★★½ Watched 02 Nov 2017

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.