Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Lighthouse 2019

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Feb 2025

  a24… you do things to me… 

  Petition to make more black & white films, please & thank you.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Jan 2025

  “Now we are neighbours” made me cry laugh, out loud, for like 15 minutes…

Popular reviews

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★ Watched 10 Nov 2023

  I could not get behind this film, especially since the entire fucking cinema was screaming and being obnoxious the whole time. The only round of applause to be heard was when two teen boys got escorted out of the movie haha. 

  *Jacob when he saw Golden Freddy*: “oh my god… so her father was a furry?”

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Jul 2023

  When Ken did one chin up and said “that’s enough”. Literally me.

  Sorta have mixed feelings about this film, had me at most parts, lost me in a few. If you had told me the plot of the film before I watched it, I wouldn’t have believed you. And honesty, there wasn’t enough Ken and Alan in this film.

  Some hilarious commentary from the girls:
  Matisse: “God… she cries a lot.”
  Tasha: *rapping the whole Barbie World song by Nicki & Ice Spice*