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The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024
I liked it. I just wish I loved it. The spectacle of finally seeing a fully animated 2D feature-length honest-to-god Looney Tunes movie was for sure a powerful draw. No celebrities, no live action mashing, no clip shows, no director-vanity projects. Just a simple straight to the point buddy comedy Looney Tunes film. Although, once the magic began to wear off the appeal of the film starts to slip. This is by no means a bad film. Far, FAR from…
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Death Wish 1974
This is a very difficult film to process. It’s both a honest degradation of a hopeless man and an escapist power fantasy that can’t fully decide where it wants to lie. I find it, at least entertaining, when viewed as a tragedy. The story of a decent man corrupted by a hopeless system into a bloodthirsty vigilante with no solution for society other than shooting whoever looks at him funny. If ever a 70s New York showcased the decayed state…
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Eegah 1962
Someone was at a King Kong reissue and thought to themselves, “This is good, but what if could really use is surf rock, giant cavemen who love shaving cream, and religious subtext. And my kid should be the star!!”. I can’t say it provided something quality but damn is it memorable. I’ll never forget pointless dune buggy races in the desert and every time they mention the Book of Genesis. An unapologetic slice of early 60s kitsch.
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Five Nights at Freddy's 2023
The memes were right. This movie would’ve been more enjoyable if a tiny Markiplier commented on the entire film.
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