Favorite films

Recent reviews

• 

  The Mummy 1999

  ★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  this movie made the cat i watched it with tweak out

• 

  Baywatch 2017

  ★ Rewatched 21 Mar 2025

  there was actually no reason for zac efron to have gotten quite so shredded for this. it’s a movie of such poor quality that there’s a sense of pathos to it, a haunting from all the bowls of pasta troy bolton had to decline. everyone boasts shiny teeth too white for real life and says lines that could’ve only gotten a laugh in 2017 and/or from coworkers. more modeling than acting going on here for the most part, which i’d…

Popular reviews

• 

  Sing Street 2016

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  damn i wish the 80s were real

• 

  Licorice Pizza 2021

  ★★★ Watched 27 Feb 2025

  i work in the valley now, so i’m considering this field research. the golf course scene is likely what these coffee shop regulars get up to in their free time.