Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Platonic ideal of the fuckin MOVIES

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Ten years ago this would have starred John Krasinski and it would have been ten times worse. Ends, then keeps going for another 30 minutes but Jack Quaid has the juice so it’s watchable

Popular reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Feb 2025 1

  Like 2/3 awesome and 1/3 kinda lame and I’m not gonna elaborate on that. I dunno I’m sitting in a theater with my friends and I’m watching body parts explode I’m gonna have a good time what do you want from me

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  Jackie Brown 1997

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 Jan 2022

  Glad I bailed on finishing this when I started it at 12 years old and instead chose to watch it now with the Mitch baker movie club