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I write most of these reviews delusional at 3 am

Favorite films

  • Y Tu Mamá También
  • Do the Right Thing
  • Good Will Hunting
  • When Harry Met Sally...

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  • Anora

  • The Perks of Being a Wallflower

  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    ★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Frances Ha

    Frances Ha

    ★★★★

    had too much hate in my heart the first time I watched this, just a complete asshole, huge loser. guess what, it’s a lovely movie about embarrassing people in a particular demographic. hate to be the ‘wow this is literally my life’ guy but yeah there are parts of this that my life is morphing into. me and Izzy had a custody war over who gets to claim this movie, obviously she has a larger claim to it than I…

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  • Megalopolis

    Megalopolis

    The cinematic equivalent of throwing a first-year history/sociology double major’s bookshelf in a blender and then constructing a collage with the scraps. Like, you can pick out bits of Ovid or Machiavelli or Graeber or a Koyaanisqatsi dvd and the end result may certainly look pretty but it’s incomprehensible and you wonder why anyone would butcher these sources if the end result doesn’t do the ideas justice.

    Like, the genius behind this is not lost on me; it’s half ‘self…

  • The Curse

    The Curse

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.