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Mickey 17 2025
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Trump winning was the worst thing to happen to this movie and now it makes complete sense why the release kept being pushed back so many times. It's impossible not to view Mickey 17 as an almost naive work of unwarranted neoliberal optimism and hubris - a premature celebration of a Democrat victory. The extent of resistance for the Kamala stand-in (vocal, black policewoman who eventually pivots from law enforcer to elected official) was verbal takedowns of the Trump stand-in…
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Frances Ha 2012
had too much hate in my heart the first time I watched this, just a complete asshole, huge loser. guess what, it’s a lovely movie about embarrassing people in a particular demographic. hate to be the ‘wow this is literally my life’ guy but yeah there are parts of this that my life is morphing into. me and Izzy had a custody war over who gets to claim this movie, obviously she has a larger claim to it than I…
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Megalopolis 2024
The cinematic equivalent of throwing a first-year history/sociology double major’s bookshelf in a blender and then constructing a collage with the scraps. Like, you can pick out bits of Ovid or Machiavelli or Graeber or a Koyaanisqatsi dvd and the end result may certainly look pretty but it’s incomprehensible and you wonder why anyone would butcher these sources if the end result doesn’t do the ideas justice.
Like, the genius behind this is not lost on me; it’s half ‘self…
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The Curse 2023
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Safdie and Fielder come together to meticulously craft the most unrecommendable show of all time.
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