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  The Twilight Saga: New Moon 2009

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Jan 2025

  Peak vibes idk.

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  Twilight 2008

  ★★★ Watched 25 Dec 2024

  Think I wrote better dialogue when I was 10 but yk what the vibes are great so here we are

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  Jurassic World Dominion 2022

  ★★ Rewatched 15 Apr 2024

  You know what I rated this a lot higher in the past but after watching it directly after JP1, Jesus Christ it’s so bad. Like the dialogue is so… ugh. It’s so mind blowing to me that there is a global problem and somehow that’s not what they’re all focused on??? Like REALISTICALLY dinosaurs wouldn’t just be killing people, they would be DECIMATING ecosystems because they’re—by definition—invasive species. That alone would cause actual collapse in society.
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  1776 1972

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 04 Jul 2024

  Ah 1776 I love you so much with your silly and simultaneously political songs. I love you with your gay founding fathers and incessant sex jokes. I love you 1776. You are America.

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