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  Bird 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Nov 2024

  ‘Don’t you worry’😭

  The way bird hugged, the way bird loved, the way bird skipped in those skirts. I love bird.

   It had its flaws but it had a heart. 

  Also get me an electric scooter plz .

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★½ Watched 14 Nov 2024

  What the hell did I just watch ?

  I have an image of the director in the meeting room pitching this to a group of dudes nodding their heads and licking their lips like they’ve hit the representation jackpot and it makes me wanna vomit.

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  Two/One 2019

  ★★ Watched 11 Oct 2020

  They took the dreamiest idea and turned it into a pile of wank, a world of wanky men with wanky ideas and wanky premonitions. Also the sex scenes seem to suggest the director has no understanding of the female anatomy, ou est le clit ?

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  Run Lola Run 1998

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Nov 2020

  Warte Manni !!! 

  All that running, her, Manni, everyone, the yellow trains, all the cars and strangers on their little streets. Everyone’s running but it’s only the girl with the fluorescent red tufts that we got our eye on, cause who can look away from that tank top, trouser, boot, belt combo of dreams.  

  This film was bloody beautiful. 

  I really miss the sun.

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