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Recent reviews

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  Opus 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  The cult leader doing an acting bit for his followers was me forcing my family to watch me perform in the living room as a child 

  Need WAY MORE Tony Hale

  LOVEEEE Ayo Edebiri 

  Why the fuck does this have such low ratings it was great

  WAY BETTER than fucking Midsommar

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  Blink Twice 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Boys will be boys, amiright ladies?

Popular reviews

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  Megalopolis 2024

  ½ Watched 22 Oct 2024

  Hey, is everyone ok?

  What in the hunger games, Shakespeare, phantom of the opera, iMovie effects, dementia ass is this fucking movie? 

  Why does Julia’s accent keep changing?

  I will always love Aubrey plaza. She is the one thing right with this movie

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  Shakespeare in Love 1998

  ★★ Watched 19 Feb 2024

  Did not really like this. Gave it an hour and then was on Reddit the rest of the time. I can see why the Shakespeare actor didn’t have a blossoming career after this. Nice tits by Gwyn. Young Ben Affleck. Thanks

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