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  • Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight
  • The Gutter
  • The Northman
  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

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  • Black Bag

    ★★★★

  • Kraven the Hunter

  • Everest

  • Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years

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  • Kill

    Kill

    Unclepiercer 😁

  • Emergency

    Emergency

    Pulls off some wild changes in toné tonē tone haha

    Had no idea what it was, then I thought I knew what it was, and then it tells ya what it is. And that’s the double truth Ruth.

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  • Black Bag

    Black Bag

    ★★★★

    “When are you going to poly me, George?” 

    We all could use a good poly-ing. ☺️

    Out of sight and into throuples therapy. Didn’t realize this was Soderbergh until that score started soder poppin’ haha 

    A solid, polished, cool and hot chemistry experiment all bottled up, buttoned up, and ready to blow up as a bunch of “Mr. and Mrs. Smiths” try to out-spy each other and get to the sexy bottom of just whom is fucking and/or over whom.…

  • Kraven the Hunter

    Kraven the Hunter

    In your best Russian accent: 

    “If Ariana Debose’s career dies, it dies.”

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  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★★

    Animation is b-b-b-beaut-beauty-beaut-b-b-beaut-b-b-b-really took me back. 

    Humor could’ve been a little punchier. Felt like a really good impression of punchier times but I mean, they didn’t even smoke one cigarette. No vape or nothing! They did get some feet stuff in there though, so, thank you Johnny Ryan. 

    It’s for sure fun, and captures the beloved looneyness of our romanticized free-range youth, but I don't know if it will be lov-ed enough to capture the next crop of youths.

    That’s hopefully not all folks!

  • Flow

    Flow

    ★★★★★

    Flow to The Wild Robot: “I’m the Capybara now!”

    I was shocked how often I interacted with this. Like out loud. “He’s gonna steer?” “He’s gonna swim for it?” “He’ll never make it!” “WHY WON’T THE BIRD GET THE FLOATY THING!”

    I initially passed cause the animation style didn’t get me but goddamn, it works. So playful, so powerful, so cute, so cosmic, so endearing and so enduring. Where we’re going, we don’t need words. haha

    Just go with it. ☺️