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  Civil War 2024

  ★★½ Watched 08 Apr 2024

  A totally pointless story with insufferable characters disguised by a very cool and interesting setting that makes no sense but is still fun to watch. Michael Bay would’ve done a better job

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2024

  The last movie we’ll ever have to make

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  Transformers 2007

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Jan 2024

  Pure unadulterated dopamine. The boy movie to end all boy movies. A soundtrack to make even the most comfortable 10 year old stare out the window of the school bus with melancholy as the iPod nano blasts Linkin Park. I’ll be falling asleep on planes to this for the rest of my life

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  Napoleon 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 02 Jan 2024 1

  A stunning epic with an incredible cast that are wasted on a story that about… nothing? Even putting aside the historical frustrations, this was a big missed opportunity for an engaging narrative about ambition, power, and ego.

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