Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Apprentice 2024

  ★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  jeremy strong doing legit mind blowing character work… wish it stuck with the two of them the whole time.

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  oh HELL yeah (pun intended)  
  all my favorite old white guys gossiping in dresses is so fuunnnnnn  
  also conservative vaping cardinal goes crazy

Popular reviews

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  Wildlife 2018

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Nov 2018

  It’s a wild life, isn’t it son? 

  Wow that last scene fucking wrecked me. Carey Mulligan is so god damn good. Can’t wait to see what Pauly D does next

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  Knives Out 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Dec 2019

  If you thought this plot wasn’t going to be as airtight as my boyfriend’s skinny jeans you were VERY WRONG SIR