TJ

TJ

Favorite films

  • The Thing
  • Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
  • Tokyo Drifter
  • Invasion of the Body Snatchers

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★

  • Birth

    ★★★★

  • The Stepford Wives

    ★★★

  • The Player

    ★★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★

    The guy that sold us popcorn was violently high and couldn’t figure out how to upgrade our small popcorn into a medium. After calling his manager, he figured it out and brought us back our popcorn in an aluminum commemorative sonic 3 popcorn bucket. He presented the bucket with this look of self-satisfaction that begged for some kind of response. All I could muster was “Oh, nice!” and his look transformed into a disappointment that was so profound that it was all I could think about for the first hour of the movie. 

    The movie was pretty good. I liked all the little fellas in it.

  • The Heroic Trio

    The Heroic Trio

    ★★★

    The protagonists blow children up with dynamite in this movie.

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  • Kinds of Kindness

    Kinds of Kindness

    ★★★★½

    There are people, suffering from a malady of the soul, that will come to you like the biblical serpent whispering, “Yorgos Lanthimos is too quirky” “poor things was bad, actually” “he does weird things with the camera.” It is crucial that you understand that these statements, disguised as revelations, are racist, anti-Greek dog whistles.

    Here is a mantra to practice in anticipation of dealing with these jackals: I will not disrespect the Greek freak, I will not entertain bigots, I will sit down and enjoy Kinds of Kindness.

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★★

    Movie for sickos (me)