Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Bram Stoker's Dracula 1992

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  Mina,
  I've been trying to escape these sexy vampire women for months but they just keep sucking me.
  Yours faithfully,
  Jonathan

  I'd heard this movie had been pretty universally panned in the past but it's actually a pretty fun watch. Sure Keanu's accent is dodgy but everything in this movie is pretty over the top so it really didn't detract from my viewing. There are some awesome practical effects in this and a lot of visual choices which would be…

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Had an awesome time watching this, so many funny little details that don't get elaborated on at all, every character is unique and quirky. Bong joon Ho has such a unique sense of humour to his films that can so easily flip between being totally bizarre to really heartwrenching. It's almost wes anderson esque without being as overbearing. Robert Pattinson really has an eye for interesting roles and he never just phones it in. At this point I'll watch anything he turns up in. Go watch this and enjoy yourself.

Popular reviews

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  Aftersun 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Jan 2025

  Bittersweet but really bitter and really sweet.

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 31 Aug 2024

  Takes a pretty big step back from the lore heavy previous two entries focusing in on some genuine creepy atmosphere and good scares. I don't think being confined in a decaying spaceship with an apex predator skittering around will ever not be scary.