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Favorite films

  • Mulholland Drive
  • Blue Velvet
  • Persona
  • Sunset Boulevard

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  • I'm Still Here

    ★★★★½

  • The Beguiled

    ★★★

  • Captain America: Brave New World

    ★½

  • Anger Management

    ★★½

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  • I'm Still Here

    I'm Still Here

    ★★★★½

    An absolutely devastating depiction of military dictatorship and the psychological turmoil brought upon by its injustices.

    Forget Demi Moore. Forget Mikey Madison. There is only Fernanda Torres! This is the performance of the year!

    Oh, and Fernanda Montenegro has more talent in her brief 5 minutes of screen time than Gwyneth Paltrow’s entire career! (I will not rest till justice is served!) 

  • The Beguiled

    The Beguiled

    ★★★

    The Virgin Romances 

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  • Inside Out 2

    Inside Out 2

    ★★★★½

    Perhaps as we grow older, we experience less joy.

    One of those rare sequels that manages to operate on the same level as the original! I loved how the film tackled puberty and maturing, and there are some ridiculously hilarious and out-of-pocket moments in this.

    For example, Deep Throating was not on my Pixar bingo card but here we are… 

    Anxiety gave me a fucking anxiety attack. 

  • Horizon: An American Saga – Chapter 1

    Horizon: An American Saga – Chapter 1

    ★½

    Cannes Log #11 (Gala Screening): 

    LMFAO what was that? Kevin Costner desperately wanted to play cowboy once again while having hot girls run around him, so he decided that the best course of action is to direct not one, but FOUR 3-hour+ westerns. 

    It’s incredibly overstuffed, almost incomprehensible, and poorly structured. 

    The crowd clapped for nearly 10 minutes and Kevin started to cry. What’s up with this dude and patriotic and native stories?

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