Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Tetris 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Apr 2023

  I could watch Taron Egerton sell a square foot of Gravel for 2 hours and I would eat that shit up.

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  Cocaine Bear 2023

  ★★★ Watched 24 Feb 2023

  So why is it when a bear does Cocaine it’s “cinema” but when I do it it’s “disgusting” and “an embarrassment to the family”???

Recent reviews

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  Project X 2012

  ★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  What my mum thinks is going to happen when she needs to leave the house for three hours

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  Jimi Plays Monterey 1986

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  He was actually a fucking nutter lmao. RIP

Popular reviews

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  Bo Burnham: The Inside Outtakes 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 31 May 2022

  “How is the best case scenario Joe Biden?” May be the best line in cinema ever written

  This remains to be the best project I have ever fucking seen.

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  Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 May 2022

  Words cannot explain how fucking perfect this film is. To be alive and see this in a cinema is nothing short of a miracle and I don’t know how I’ll ever enjoy another film in comparison to this. This was the greatest film i have ever seen in my entire fucking life.