Favorite films

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  The Tearsmith 2024

  ½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  this shit buns bro

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  Zero Day 2002

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

  “they’re too gay and too stupid to be doing this”
  half an hour later 
  “everything’s a metaphor in a metaphor! just give me a minute”
  - my wife

Popular reviews

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  Zero Day 2002

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Jul 2023

  the director shouted “call it a day!” but they heard “calvin is gay” and went with it

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  Zero Day 2002

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 22 Dec 2024

  “There are no reasons and you're all gonna look for em but you're not gonna find em! So fuck you, fuck that, fuck the reasons, there are none!”

  
  as good as always, but i would actually sell a kidney to see this for the first time again. granted, i wouldn't be 15. but whatever. 

  i feel like for my fav movie, this deserves a better review than 'haha twink actor funny the fandom is a bunch of gaybos’, but the…

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