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All the President's Men 1976
DO YOU HAVE A CIGARETTE? DO YOU MIND IF I BORROW A CIGARETTE? PLEASE I NEED A CIGARETTE. all i know about this movie is as follows:
• robert redford hangs out with a guy named Deep Throat in deserted parking garages
• very strong jatz and mcdonalds product placement
• the tagline for this movie should have been “i can’t talk about that”
• dustin hoffman does a gay little run down a corridor
• robert redfords legs Never Endat the end of all this i still have no idea what happened in the watergate scandal.
THREE STARS
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The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes 2023
QUIRKED UP MEMBER OF THE GLEE CLUB DOES IT AGAIN, FASCIST WHITE BOY LEFT IN CRITICAL CONDITION. i cannot Believe that suzanne collins came out from under her rock to warn about the babygirlification of a good looking fascist just to see it play out in the real time reaction to the movie. however. sejanus plinth Did want to kiss that man on the mouth and thats a Fact. truly shocking the amount of people saying this man was just misunderstood. i saw that movie. what was there to misunderstand pray tell.
THREE STARS
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Speed 1994
ITS ALWAYS SOMETHING WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKER. once again keanu reeves stars as a hard working american man named John who is called into work on his day off and has a Positively Awful Time about it. the vast majority of this movies runtime was spent with my most profound wish being that cameron from ferris beullers day off and Helen Psycho Eyes would have just Shut The Fuck Up. Badguy McNoThumb was a weird little freak and im glad keanu reeves smashed his head off with a cube. rip to keanu reeves’ boyfriend harry. justice for tuneman ✊😔
THREE STARS
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Babes in Toyland 1986
I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH RADICAL THINKING IN MY SHOE! drew barrymore is immune to Green Gas That Makes You Evil because she is from Cincinnati. camp old man named Barnaby Barnacle (????) lives in a Giant Goth Bowling Ball that he occasionally rolls down the street to crush the citizens of toyland. probably justified tbh. theres orcs??
the people of toyland seem to subsist Entirely On Cookies (until they lock keanu reeves up on suspicion of Grand Cookie Larceny that is),…
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