Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Eyes Wide Shut 1999

  ★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  COULD HAVE BEEN WATCHING PITCH PERFECT THIS WHOLE TIME #NOTGOOD

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  Captain America: Civil War 2016

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  my review: not enough gay sex

Popular reviews

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  Space Chimps 2: Zartog Strikes Back 2010

  ★★ Watched 05 Mar 2024

  i DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT ANYONE SAYS I NEED SPACE CHIMPS 3 SO BAD I'M GONNA RIP THE NEAREST PERSON I SEE TO SHREDS

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  Space Chimps 2008

  ★★½ Watched 25 Feb 2024

  Definitely not good but IF YOU HATE SPACE CHIMPS, I HATE YOU